You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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