There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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