This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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