I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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