Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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