Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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