Your tits are I can't wait for
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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