Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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