I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Come on in and take your pants off
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