Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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