He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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