in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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