How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im holly from the hills drunk
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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