I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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