Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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