No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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