Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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