You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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