Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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