I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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