making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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