The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you had me at cake vodka
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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