Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i will never coherently bang her
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
