i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The power of my boobs compel you
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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