i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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