So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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