how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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