Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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