went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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