do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
