She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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