he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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