he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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