Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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