And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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