the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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