Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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