btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
