I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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