I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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