I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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