I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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