But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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