real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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