Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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