That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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