I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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