Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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