I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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