btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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