): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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