I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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