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Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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