We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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