is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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