Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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