You can't motorboat a personality
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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