Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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