I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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