PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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