he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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