time to smoke my breakfast
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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