would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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