am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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